#!/usr/bin/perl print "Content-type: text/html\n\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "Lord Nightwalker's not so very official homepage.\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; if ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "aboutme/practicum.html") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "aboutme") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "seti") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "elmp_old") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "elmp") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "linuxmanuals") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "BruceEckel") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "messageboard/blok12") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "messageboard") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "software") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "links") { print "\n"; } elsif ("$ARGV[0]" =~ "credits") { print "\n"; } else { print "\n"; } print "\n"; print "<BODY>\n"; print "Ok, nobody who's viewing this with an old or text-only browser does so because he's too stupid to know there's other browsers with frame capabillities. Most people choose to use them. Therefore I will not tell you how much better a graphical and frames capable browser is.<P>\n"; print "However, if you need one, here's a good one:<BR>\n"; print "<A HREF=\"Http://home.netscape.com\">Netscape</A><BR>\n"; print "And here's one from the company that at first didn't see any future in the Internet (Oh no; the MicroSoft Network was so much better!), and later when it saw just how stupid the assumption that anyone would prefer MSN over the Internet, waged a dirty war against all the other companies who already did some great things on the net, crippling them with under-the-belly attacks, fucking up official standards, started offering major Internet service providers big bucks to put erroneous HTML-code into their startpages, so the other browser(s) can't read it, but their product can. They also screwed up all of their own software to make sure erroneous HTML would be generated (their Office-line of products does this, as does their HTML-editor \"Frontpage\"). Notice how I hate Micro$hit? But, for all you monopoly-supporting pieces of crap out there, here's the link:<BR> <A HREF=\"Http://www.microsoft.com\">Internet Explorer</A> <P>\n"; print "Anyway, to browse my page, just go to the \n"; print "<A HREF=\"./main/clicks.html\">navbar</A><P>\n"; print "A real big help in creating this page by the way, has been: <P>\n"; print "<Center>\n"; print "<A HREF=\"http://junior.apk.net/~jbarta/\">\n"; print "<IMG SRC=\"./img/proweb1.gif\" ALT=\"Professional Web Design\" WIDTH=172 HEIGHT=53 BORDER=0></A>\n"; print "</Center>\n"; print "</BODY>\n"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "\n";